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Nothing gets the energy pumping like some banging music in a sweet ass venue, but what happens when the local religious folk rise up and revolt against the MetalHead movement and swarm you with the gospel?

Play as 9 characters, 8 of which are based off of REAL PEOPLE on Twitch, and do your best to avoid the Missionaries and Bosses all while picking up illicit items to boost your score AND your speed across 3 completely designed and honed levels! Reach new heights and unlock any of the NEW 25 Achievements and keep track of your records!


- Banging music tracks

- 3 complete sweat-inducing levels, one with a Blood Moon and Day / Night Cycle!

- 9 custom characters based off of REAL people

- 3 different bosses and 3 different Missionaries

- Highscore counter and Per Level score counter so you can flex on your friends

- 25 New Achievements!

- Fun environment and SFX to keep you engaged and entertained

- Satire GALORE!!!

We are now available on Steam as well!




DTM allows for WADS / Arrows / Controller input during Early Access


Erik McCoyF4ngb0n3

Game Designer / Programmer / SFX / Nerd

Founded HandiQuack Studios to scratch the itch of evolving from Web & Software development into Game Design/Development, AND to fix the issue with stam, hunger etc. U.S. Army Veteran, father of 2 chaotic boys, and lover of all things animated. Smokes a LOT of... shtuff, and is a streamer on Twitch!

Brady StantonThePhilly_

Game Player / Designer / Consultant

The Maple Leaf in our little studio brunch crew. Pro at FPS and decided - like Erik - after all the Stamina, Vaulting, and QOL issues with game, decided to join up and create HandiQuack. More often, the savior of Erik's electronics and sanity as he is a Neutral balancing factor in the rage-scape.


When Full Release is here we are happy to say there will be:

- 4  3 more levels of chaos!

- 2 more bosses to keep away from <-- THEM DONE!!!

- Console and Mobile availability! <-- MOBILE VERSION IS FINISHED!


Dodge the Missionaries would not have been possible without these AMAZING individuals and their limitless creativity. The team at HandiQuack can never be grateful enough!

Music: Djent / Metal Sci-Fi Horror Music Pack : DavidKBD

Level/Deco Tileset: 2D Pixel Dungeon Asset Pack : Pixel_Poem

Level/Deco Tileset: 16x16 Graveyard Tileset : WaltonSimons

Level/Deco Tilest: Modern City Top-Down Tileset [16x16] : Exuin

Interior/Deco Tileset: Dark City 16x16 Tileset : Emanuel Montero


09/20/2022 : Steamed Up!

08/25/2022 : Maximus Updatus

08/24/2022 : Updates! Updates! Updates!

08/23/2022 : Major Updates & Patches

08/22/2022 : New Patches & Updates

08/20/2022 : New version and alternate DTM_UPDATE_820 released

08/17/2022 : Early Access release of Dodge The Missionaries

StatusIn development
Release date Aug 17, 2022
AuthorF4NGARANG Studios
GenreRole Playing
Made withGodot
Tags2D, avoidance, Roguelike
Asset licenseCreative Commons Zero v1.0 Universal
Average sessionA few minutes


Buy Now$5.99 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

DodgeTheMissionaries Launcher -latest- 36 MB
DodgeTheMissionaries_UPDATE_914 15 MB

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